ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey lovelies! 😘

How are you? I hope this meets you well.

I got good responses concerning the last post. The topic was WHY YOU FEEL BAD ALL THE TIME.  A lot of people confirmed the reasons stated and added some.
I'll have to make another post about the other reasons people  stated.

I just want to use this opportunity to thank you all for your support so far and to say that Odd lenses wouldn't be what it is without its odd readers. Muahhh! 😘😘😙

One more thing. 😀 We're going to be having discussions about pressing issues of life in a forum called THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MATTER. Exciting,  right? The next post would be an extension of the previous.  We're going to tackle the issue of being broke. So,  get ready. It's time for financial talk. Ding ding ding!


Thanks,  thanks,  thanks,  thankssssssss.
Thanks guys.  ✌

To your success,
Thelma.

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Bound and rebounds!

We're back!

Hello mi darlings. 😊😁😁
Wait just a minute and hear me out.  😞😢
You lot must be so pissed.  I can't blame you though.  Odd Lenses was shut down for a month!  I was in the custody of the Writer's block Company.  I was starved of inspiration and ink. Boy!  It was devastating. 😩😧
Well,  good news is that I'm back now. We'll show those blockers that we're unstoppable. 😠😔
I missed you guys a whole lot.😥😥

Let's pick up the pieces,  shall we?😀😀

Meanwhile,  you could just whisper a welcome back.😄  Wouldn't hurt now,  would it?
Phew! 😅

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GUEST WALK-INS!

Hello my odd followers!
Been a while.  I know,  I know.  So many rooms have been locked in this building.  Well,  rejoice!  The guest room officially opens today.  Yipeeee!
Sorry.  That was very unprofessional.
#clears throat.
Okay mi darlings. I bring you Guest walk-ins.
Every Wednesday,  we'll have a guest in the building.  So you can come on in and see what they bring in.  Don't forget to keep your lenses on my loves.
Also,  if you want to be a guest or you know someone who would want to walk-in (with good stuff for the house please), please write an odd letter to our manager via her facebook inbox @ Ada Thelma Iyke or leave a comment here.

Expect our Hall of Fame to open soon too.  Yesssss.
Alright. Enjoy lovelies!

Signed: Director,  Oddlenses.com

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Directions

Hello there.

I reckon you've spoken to the receptionist. This is a new building and you may get lost. There are different rooms here. Some of them haven't been opened yet. These are the rooms. #Poetry #Fiction #Non-fiction #Hall of Fame #Guest #Gallery Please do well to come back to the lobby if you have any confusion. Other rooms may be made available subsequently. Keep your lenses on and your mind open. Learn. Enjoy.

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Welcome! Come in.

Door opens...

The lobby is large and long. To your left are two coffee brown couches. Apart from that and the white walls and doors with polished handles, the lobby is quite... Empty. To your right is a counter with a petite lady who stands there smiling at you.

Odd

You walk slowly to the smiling lady and she bends down quickly. You can hear the sound of a cupboard or a drawer being ransacked.

"Welcome to Odd lenses sir/ma'am"

She hands you a pair of glasses.

"Put them on and keep them on while here" 

She says and begins smiling again at the entrance.

You put them on with a little difficulty. You have to drop your suitcase to adjust it on your face.
Before your hands leave the sides of your head, your eyes widen, a gasp escaps from your mouth. Your brain already knows that you will never stop coming here.

Another lady that looks just like the receptionist but obviously older walks up to you with long braids and big glasses. She smiles too.

"What do you see, dearest?"

Words! They've failed you again. You quickly push out the available ones.

I... I... I see.

* * * * *

Helloooo.
Welcome to Odd Lenses. My name is Thelma and I will be your guide to spiritual bliss on this journey. Just kidding.
Welcome to all things art and truth. Me, myself and I will keep you informed, corrected and entertained. Just keep your lenses on while here.
Oh and Uhh..  Thanks for coming in.  Enjoy.

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